You all would be snickering too...........life is just bizarre.............
Now my cruise control does not work........I called the new dealership and he said, "oh, they probably just forgot to plug it back." I said, "do you think they might of forgot to plug anything else back."[???1]
And now for my grand finale this weekend...........
Saturday was errand day, needless to say the car was packed, had the top down, sitting in my driveway. I had carried a lot in the house and was about to drop one load, so I set the 2 liter diet coke down at the entrance to the garage, my neighbor came over to chit chat for about 30 minutes.........she leaves, I get in the car, drive forward, and a miniature explosion is what I hear with a 5 foot stream of diet coke in my sight.......I immediately back up and get out to inspect.........cant find the diet coke 2 liter anywhere, so I figure it rocketed up underneath the car somewhere...........lay on the driveway trying to peek under the car and I cant see anything by all four wheels except dripping diet coke, hunt all over my garage and yard, still no 2 liter bottle........I'm panicking........drive up the street to a auto repair place and ask how much is charged to put the car up on a rack........he says it depends on what we are looking for, I tell him I can identify the object if I see it, he says, okay, give the details, what are you looking for, I tell him a 2 liter diet coke bottle,,,,,he just falls over laughing......and then says, didnt I just see you talking with a woman at a house down the street.....(now I'm thinking, is this for real)......he and his mechanic were doing a test drive and he said he commented to his mechanic as he passed about the BMW in the driveway...and 30 minutes later I show up....FX episode.......he then checks out the car and says there is no diet coke bottle...........continues to laugh and offers to come look for the diet coke bottle............I ask how much and he says I cant charge you for the best laugh of the week......now who's looking stupid.......and he knows where stupid lives...........on the way home I see the diet coke bottle laying in the road........it must of fallen off on the drive up to the repair shop.........
you know guys, I think it is time to stay home and read a good book.......no telling what is coming up on the horizon..........
(we need a really good emoticon for "stupid"