no 56k... who's still on dial-up?

[///M SPEED]

As I said in an earlier post, Paris Hilton has no where to go but down from here. The article below proves my point. I don't really give a rat's @@@ about the controversy. It's just stupid and a bit sad that with the Hilton family name, money and fortune, promoting HAMBURGERS is the best that she can do. What's next for Paris Hilton? Selling "Perfect Sleazer" mattresses (40+ guys, remember Joey Heatherton, hehe?) on late night TV Infomercials?

NEW YORK (CNN) - Hamburger chain Carl's Jr. is making no apologies for its new Spicy Burger television commercial, which features Hilton hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton in a skin-tight swimsuit soaping up a Bentley and crawling all over it before taking a big bite out of the burger.

The ad, which has been running in major markets since last week, has drawn the ire of television watchdogs, including the Parents Television Council.

"This commercial is basically soft-core porn," said Melissa Caldwell, research director for the PTC. "The way she moves, the way she puts her finger in her mouth -- it's very suggestive and very titillating."

Game, set, match!! I couldn't put any better Kirby. I agree completely. It really is sad....

 

[MrElussive]

The only thing that's sad is the people referring to it as "soft-core porn." Soft-core porn doesn't have anything to do with hamburger commercials. She can go up, down, left, or right, and I'll enjoy every second of it, and so will she as the $$$ rolls in.
Paris could have just chilled and enjoyed the family fortune and lived a happy life. Instead, she has made a name for herself in the entertainment industry. All you have to say is "Paris" to refer to her and everybody knows who you're talking about. Her bank account is bigger than the Titanic and she is no longer "daddy's little girl". Through the eyes of Paris, all I have to say is: mission accomplished.

Paris can wash my car any day. [fake]

Kirby, I just think you're being harsh. "...promoting hamburgers is the best that she can do." Can you even imagine how much money they paid her to promote those burgers? Honestly, who gives a shit what you promote when that one paycheck will cover the cost of more BMW's than everyone on this forum has put together.

 

[epj3]

I think reality tv STAR is a stretch.

If she's a star becuase of reality tv, then my car is the fastest car on the planet. She's popular becuase she made a friggen six video, not even a good one at that

 

[MrElussive]

Eric should know, he is a porn expert.

 

[Average Jae]

forget paris

O.O actually i'll be perfectly happy with giving up EVERYTHING i have for miss Alba.

nuff said.

 

[epj3]

Eric should know, he is a porn expert.

And I went to you for the consult