The Material Guy (your laugh for the day)

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An economist opened the door of his brand new BMW when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the economist was bitterly complaining about the damage to his precious bmw. "Officer, look what theyve done to my Beeemer!" he whined.

"You economists are so materialistic you make me sick!" retorted the officer. "you're so worried about your stupid BMW that you didnt even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my God" replied the economist , finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my rolex??!!"
 


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