Ralf Schumacher's driving dissed by his wife

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RALF Schumacher's wife, Cora, says he can't park a car properly and drives worse than a woman.

Speaking for the first time about her private life with the Formula One star, Cora Schumacher confirmed he had trouble parking.

"Ralf causes the sort of accidents you would expect from women drivers. There have been a number of little accidents when it comes to getting into and out of a parking spot," she said.

But she said a number of accidents were down to Ralf switching cars from BMW to Toyota.

"Ralf was waiting for the beep to let him know how close he was to the car behind him when we heard a different kind of noise.
 
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Idiots.

Ralf Schumacher really puzzles me. On his day no-one can beat him on the F1 circuit but at other times he just looks patently disinterested. He whinges like a bitch too IMO. Then there was the situation about a year ago where he ran up some chick's arse on the Autobahn and caused her serious injury. And don't get me started on his 'business investment' in a chain of sex shops in Croatia!

I reckon if he showed a similar dedication to his brother's application to his driving then he could be weltmeister. He needs to ditch "Hard-Cora" first.
 
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Chesty Bonds said:
Idiots.

Ralf Schumacher really puzzles me. On his day no-one can beat him on the F1 circuit but at other times he just looks patently disinterested. He whinges like a bitch too IMO. Then there was the situation about a year ago where he ran up some chick's arse on the Autobahn and caused her serious injury. And don't get me started on his 'business investment' in a chain of sex shops in Croatia!

I reckon if he showed a similar dedication to his brother's application to his driving then he could be weltmeister. He needs to ditch "Hard-Cora" first.
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You're right, and to F1 standards, ralf isn't good at all! Michael is much better (since he wins every race [rolleyes]). Guess driving ability isn't genetic!

Anyone ever notice f1 drivers have HOT wives?? F1 drivers also seem to be whiny.
 
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Yeah, well, she's not universally popular either. Read this comment from an F1 commentator about Mrs. Schumacher's driving:

"No real driver would take an additional twice 400 grams of extra weight along in the car ... She's not a pro, she has no experience. If she gets into a crash, her breasts might burst."
--Commentator and former race driver Ellen Lohr, on Cora Schumacher [wife of Ralf], who competed in two Mini Cooper races last spring.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=sexsports/one/2004
 
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epj3 said:
You're right, and to F1 standards, ralf isn't good at all! Michael is much better (since he wins every race [rolleyes]). Guess driving ability isn't genetic!

Anyone ever notice f1 drivers have HOT wives?? F1 drivers also seem to be whiny.
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Doesn't Michael Schumacker make something like $493 million a year? That much money, you can buy anything (including a super hot wife).

codex, that is a funny quote. [:D]
 
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Drop the 3 and I think that's approximately how much Schumi makes per year. That's still a nice chunk of change and can buy pretty much anything (including a super hot wife... or two or three). Pretty much all teh F1 stars make a hefty salary. Add that to their celebrity status (F1 is almost as popular worldwide as soccer, meaning tons of girls to choose from), and it's no wonder they have hot g/f's/wives.
 
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codex57 said:
Drop the 3 and I think that's approximately how much Schumi makes per year. That's still a nice chunk of change and can buy pretty much anything (including a super hot wife... or two or three). Pretty much all teh F1 stars make a hefty salary. Add that to their celebrity status (F1 is almost as popular worldwide as soccer, meaning tons of girls to choose from), and it's no wonder they have hot g/f's/wives.
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I think I need to change my Business Management Major. [:p]
 
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codex57 said:
Drop the 3 and I think that's approximately how much Schumi makes per year. That's still a nice chunk of change and can buy pretty much anything (including a super hot wife... or two or three). Pretty much all teh F1 stars make a hefty salary. Add that to their celebrity status (F1 is almost as popular worldwide as soccer, meaning tons of girls to choose from), and it's no wonder they have hot g/f's/wives.
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Schumi is the highest paid "athlete" in the world according to Forbes and SI.
 
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It's Michael S-c-h-u-m-a-c-h-e-r.

And yes, he is a freaking genius behind the wheel. Like I said, no-one can beat Ralf of his day (except maybe his borther Michael) but he's such a primadonna that he's generally disinterested on a given F1 weekend.
 
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It's Michael S-c-h-u-m-a-c-h-e-r.

And yes, he is a freaking genius behind the wheel. Like I said, no-one can beat Ralf of his day (except maybe his borther Michael) but he's such a primadonna that he's generally disinterested on a given F1 weekend.
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Chesty let's go race in F1, we can be on team BMWBoard. If we win, we get hot girlfriends....
 
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I'm glad Montoya and Ralf are leaving BMW. Webber should do a damn good job.
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Yeah I think Webber will be a real revelation next year provided Williams can provide him with a half-decent car. The Schu himself said that Webber was "undervalued". Pretty good thing to have the great man say about you.
 
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