I need a BMW X5

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ineedabmwx5

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Hi there! Let me present you my blog, about the quest of a poor guy to get his beloved BMW X5. It could be a funny adventure.
Drop me some comments if you like. Take care and thanks for reading! [burnout]

(Commercial link to Lazy Man's site removed)
 
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Why does everybody want something for nothing? Here's a little tip. Get off your &**(ing a$$ and get a &**)ing job and work towards goals instead of setting up a website and then spamming other websites for money to accomplish your dream. Gee Whiz.
 
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Right on Sean! I mean "I´ll get a job when I get the X5", typical I want it all without putting forth any effort. I would not give him ten cents, in fact I am removing his link as it might as well be a commercial site.

But before I do here for other members amusement here is the wording on this lazy oaf's web site:

"What?

Yes. I need the brand new BMW X5 3.0 sd with the sport package, but it costs 73.071 € and I have no money. It´s sad when you desire something but you cant´get it. So I thought you all could help me getting it donating some euros

Who are you?

But before asking for some money I´ll tell you that I´m a 27 years old poor guy from Málaga (Spain). I have no job, I have no car and I have no girlfriend
I love BMW cars, go trekking, nature, nordic mythology and metal music (I love bands like Gamma Ray, Sonata Arctica and Ensiferum)

Why?

I need an X5 because I love it. I can´t imagine my life without driving a BMW X5. It is possible I get suicided if I dont get one…just kidding (or not)

Why don´t you look for a job?

I´ll get a job when I get the X5, as I promised to my parents. Actually I´m in a vicious cycle: without car I can´t work and without job I can´t have a car. It´s sad, isn´t it?

What happens if I donate some euros to you?

First, I´ll save it in the bank until I reach 73.071€. Then I´ll put a link to your website in this blog. As more you donate, higher will be your position in the donators list

How can I donate?

Through paypal. Send a quantity between 1€ and 73.071€ to (email link removed), indicating your name and a link to your website (if you have) If you want to stay anonymous, just leave it blank"
 
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LOL, I love cars too and I'm working my ass off and saving my moolah until my car's lease expires in 16 months. Even when I get to that point a Honda Civic Si would be a stretch for me.

Get a job, you jackoff.
 
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