Little Jimmy is in school and his teacher asks him a question. “Jimmy, if there are three birds on a wire and one of them gets shot how many birds on the wire?” Little Jimmy says “none.” The teacher responds, “Maybe you didn’t understand, if there are three birds on a wire and one of them gets shot how many birds on the wire?” Little Jimmy says “none.” The teacher says, “how did you come up with that?” Little Jimmy responds “if one of the birds gets shot the other two are going to be afraid and fly away.” The teacher says “that’s not the right answer but I like the way you think.” Little Jimmy then says "teacher I have a question for you." “There are three women on a park bench, one is licking a lollipop, one is biting a lollipop and one is sucking a lollipop, which one is married?” The teachers face turns beet red, “I can’t answer that” she replies. Little Jimmy says, “c’mon teacher you asked me a question now I’m asking you a question, there are three women on a park bench, one is licking a lollipop, one is biting a lollipop and one is sucking a lollipop, which one is married?” The teacher bashfully answers “the one sucking the lollipop.” Little Jimmy says “no, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.”
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