Hummer H2 Escalade Abomination - Humm de Ville

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Pimp Mobile would be the proper description alright! I cannot believe the SUV's that run around the Seattle area with 20-22 inch wheels and rubber band tires. They are so useless, except for fuel wasting. I have always thought the Escalade was fugly and the Hummer is a box on wheels, so now we have a pimp box on wheels! Haha......
 
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If I had an H2 and I wanted to pimp that shit out, I wouldn't put dubs on it. That makes NO sense at all, part of the H2 is having that rugged look. I would get a big yellow mother-f-er, get a huge lift kit for it, put on some 30" chromies with off-road mud tires. Crazy ass stereo system, and an outdoor escalator on each side just to get in and out of that mother...HELL YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!11
 
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There was a pimped H2 on Discovery the other day. The owner had put 26's on it but had problems with turning, so swapped them for 24's!!! Madass mofo.

The guy in the white shirt could just about fit his head through the spokes! It is the irresponsible motoring in gas guzzlers like this that worsens the oil shortage. I can't beleive how cheap the gas is over there - my uncle is over here from Dallas this week and he was telling me that he is paying about $2 a gallon depending on what petrol station he goes to. We pay $1.20 a litre - about 4 litres per gallon (US)!

And forget the exchange rate. $2US could buy about 2.4L (0.6 US Gal) here. NZ$2 buys about 1.7L (0.44 US Gallons).
 
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echothreezero said:
There was a pimped H2 on Discovery the other day. The owner had put 26's on it but had problems with turning, so swapped them for 24's!!! Madass mofo.

The guy in the white shirt could just about fit his head through the spokes! It is the irresponsible motoring in gas guzzlers like this that worsens the oil shortage. I can't beleive how cheap the gas is over there - my uncle is over here from Dallas this week and he was telling me that he is paying about $2 a gallon depending on what petrol station he goes to. We pay $1.20 a litre - about 4 litres per gallon (US)!

And forget the exchange rate. $2US could buy about 2.4L (0.6 US Gal) here. NZ$2 buys about 1.7L (0.44 US Gallons).
Yeah I see your point, but if they can afford the gas, why not?? These guys aren't the only ones driving around in H2's....
 


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