Got OWNED by a ricer...or did I?

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Last night on my ritual drive from Bamberg to Wiesbaden, I drove on the autobahn by a town called Eltman. Eltman has this nice tunnel about 2 k's long. As I was driving through this tunnel a VERY loud exhaust note disturbed my CD listening pleasures (Dire Straits). So I paused the CD to better hear. I rolled down my window and man.....was this thing loud and even better he was right behind me. I remember thinking to myself that he had some odd looking headlights. (not strange for a RICER) My adrenalin was pumping and I was just waiting to get out of the tunnel so I cound punch it and smoke his RICER ass. Well the tunnel ended, I dropped into Sport mode and punched it, man it was pretty...my car jumped forward and started voicing her approval by the sound of her engine. I gripped the wheel (100mph) and i am moving out. BUT....to my dismay this RICER is right on my ass. So gunned it to the floor and she dropped gears and lurched forward again (120 mph) looked in my rear view and SHIT the RICER is almost touching my bumper....but now I see the headlights from 2 more RICERS comin up fast. (143 mph) Still on my ass. I am thinking that there is no possible way that I just got owned by a RICER...NOT A RICER!!!!! So I backed off and shifted lanes to let the RICERS pass, conceeding my defeat, I was at least going to flash him (them) to thank them for the race. I was embarressed but I knew I had lost so I wanted to make eye contact with the RICER...then I noticed,"HEY this is not a RICER!!!".....It was A Lambo Gallardo, a Ferrari 360 and some suped up Porche. WHEW...I am still unbeaten by a RICER (on the Autobahn). HAHAHA some of you ricer owners thought it was a good story for ya...huh? Later that evening I tried running with a MB E55...not a freaking chance in HELL. That is one FAST freaking car. But at least I tried.

Thank You, Thank You , Thank You...I'll be here all week and for my next trick...watch me pull my head out of my ass....
 

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Nice one. I had a similar experience on a rural Idaho/Washington highway and when I conceded it was a Lotus, bright yellow and beautiful. He gave me a high sign than disappeared on the horizon.
 
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Ha ha, Big Daddy - I was gonna say - what the hell was that crap-ass music?? I want to hear the car, not some rap crap.

I saw a black Lambo Gallardo cross the intersection in front of me here in Winston Salem a week or two ago. I had my windows up and the A/C and radio on, and I could still hear it as he just casually accelerated through the intersection - I could feel the vibrations in my car. Man did it sound mean. First time I had ever seen one in person - I swear the roofline on that car was no taller than the bottom of the side windows on my 325. I tried to catch up to it, but I got stuck at another light and lost him.

As a side note, I got passed on the interstate while driving to school the other day by a brand new Bentley Continental GT. That is one cool car!
 
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DAMN that thing was smokin'...If I won the Lotto I would still be broke...I would have a Garage full of high performance cars...but I would be broke as a consequence.
 
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Big Daddy said:
It would sound better if the guy in the backgorund did not have diarrhea of the jaw....oh was that music? Haha....
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Haha, rest assured, I didn't pick the music - In fact I would never CHOOSE on my own to LISTEN to that kind of music
 
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