Ford Synus - Armored Car mates with Honda Element ...

[Kirby]

... and then gets beat with the Ugly Stick. This thing makes Bangle look good...

 

[Big Daddy]

That and the Scion, ugh!

 

[Montana]

I've always wanted to be able to take my mailbox for a drive. Does it make toast too?

 

[epj3]

I wonder if turret ports are an option

 

[BimmerBaller]

fugly fugly fugly

 

[theBMWenthusiast]

i think its the new mob car

 

[poboyis]

it looks like an Xb on an acid trip

 

[poboyis]

...not that i would know what that is like

 

[echothreezero]

Maybe thats why it's called the synus - the designer probably suffered from hay fever - eyes blurry, sneezing, shaking hands... Straight lines were the only safe option.

 

[tool fan]

What are you guys talking about???? That is one BADASS ride, I want one

 

[epj3]

...not that i would know what that is like

Sure explains a lot.

 

[Tom]

What are you guys talking about???? That is one BADASS ride, I want one

Get in line buddy

 

[poboyis]

Sure explains a lot.

ouch, can somebody get me some ice for that burn?

 

[epj3]

ouch, can somebody get me some ice for that burn?

Oh, you understand how ice works? If you get a bad burn you got to the doctor but i dont know, sometimes it seems that they just dont know how the human body works.

 

[poboyis]

you act more immature than the students in my 1st and 2nd grade sunday school class

 

[Tom]

Few more images to add.

Ford SynUS (pronounced like Sinus)

 

[Montana]

Good Lord, I think I saw Loomis and Wells Fargo signing that up for their new fleet car. Also I love that plywood dash!

 

[epj3]

And it will still have the quality of a ford

 

[Beemur]

wow, the person that buys that would have to be really paranoid

 

[tool fan]

The normal production photos look pretty decent. The armored thing is ugly as shit, but the normal people mover version does look like a toaster......but a toaster with style.