Close call...

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So, I'm driving home from downtown Baltimore; I'm on I-83 heading north. Anyone familiar with I-83 into/leaving downtown Baltimore will know that there are many underpasses and many hard curves. Speed Limit is 40mph, I usually do around 50mph because right after the curves the speed limit jumps to 50mph and it's up a hill and I hate having to expend all that gas to increase speed going up a hill. So it's been raining like crazy; tornado or something. I get on I83, and I get in the far left lane; I'm going under an underpass around a sharp left and there is a 5-7 car pile up that happened probably a minute before I got there. I drop her into 3rd and apply steady and hard pressure on the brakes (roads are wet...don't want to put too much pressure on the brakes). She stops like a champ; not too much of a noise dive; very controlled (very impressive I might add).

While I'm breathing a sigh of relief from not being a part of the debacle directly in front of me, I hear a heavy car skidding and look in my rear-view mirror. Here comes my best friend, the SUV, doing twice the speed of common sense and now realizing maybe s/he shouldn't be going that fast in the rain around curves (oops!). I think it was a mid 90s suburban; I don't remember. I threw her in first and quickly high tailed it into the left shoulder (he was attempting to swerve to my right to avoid hitting me and the accident, but failed to check and see if there was a car to his immediate right, so then he attempts to swerve left (oops again!)). I watch people run from their cars that are already involved as this monstrous SUV slides sideways into the debacle. (My friend, the SUV, kind of lost control, even with 22s and four wheel drive, which apparently are supposed to defy the laws of physics). Once s/he came to a rest, nestled in the bosom of the accident, I noticed his spinners were indeed still spinning. I let out a slight chuckle, and then again was reverent and thankful I was not involved.

I like my 318is brakes. First time I've ever been scared I wouldn't be able to stop and the car really REALLY surpassed my expectations.

And I should say in the SUV's defense, in my 5-10 minutes I was sitting there, two others joined him, although neither was a fellow SUV.

Drive safely!
 
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Exciting stuff. I still fondly remember my own "BMW brakes are awesome" story and how scared I was at the car behind me which couldn't brake as well.

Don't worry about the edit; I thought it was a great story and wanted it to read cleanly.
 
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codex...haha....

I read it three times trying to figure out my error. tobacle = debacle. Been editing/writing an appellate brief since 11am...my mind is getting fried-o-rama. Grrr! 3 weeks till exams! Ahhh!
 
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I use s/he in most of my papers, but sometimes if I have a real feminist professors I will deliberately use he/she to see if I get a rise.


22s do your friends brakes injustice because of extra unsprung weight.


Good heads up play to get out of the way.
 
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not to mention that spinners arent exactly the lightest wheels you will find on the market! I'm glad that neither you, nor your car, were hurt, and can completely attest to the brilliance of the brakes on these old things.
 
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I know that section of road, traveled it quite a few times going to the inner harbor area. Good job on avoiding the accident, that section of road is a B------!
 
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Frolf, it wasn't actually my friend. I was trying to be sarcastic. "My friend, the SUV." I was trying to make a subtle comment (or dig) about SUVs.

And, I do s/he because this isn't formal writing and it's shorter than writing it out. Any writing guide will state that in formal writing the correct way is "he or she." In ALWD, the Bluebook, and most of the reference books I've used they always say to put the "he" first. Feminist or not, you gotta follow to the rules.
 
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I know that section of road, traveled it quite a few times going to the inner harbor area. Good job on avoiding the accident, that section of road is a B------!
When there is no traffic, it can be quite fun. Especially Northbound; they just repaved it and the road is smooth! South bound, they've been repaving since I was kid (no joke). I never take I83 going into downtown unless it's between 2-6am.... otherwise the traffic makes you want to kill someone.
 
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codex...haha....

I read it three times trying to figure out my error. tobacle = debacle. Been editing/writing an appellate brief since 11am...my mind is getting fried-o-rama. Grrr! 3 weeks till exams! Ahhh!
hehehe, it's cool. I totally understand. I've been in your shoes dealing with that same crap. I normally never edit a post for spelling or whatnot, but I really did like your story. I dunno, it hit home or something. I was reading along, totally imagining myself in your shoes and then I get to "tobacle". I was like, "tobacle"? "Tobacco"? "Tentacle"? He must mean "debacle". But it ruined the flow of the story.
 
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cool story. and yea, going sideways into the "tenticle" doesn't sound like my idea of fun. [;)] not that debacle is much better.

way to be heads up in a hectic situation. nothing like watching other cars pile into a pile up. should've busted your digi cam out
 
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cool story. and yea, going sideways into the "tenticle" doesn't sound like my idea of fun. [;)] not that debacle is much better.

way to be heads up in a hectic situation. nothing like watching other cars pile into a pile up. should've busted your digi cam out
I took a couple pics with my phone/camera, but it was night and you can't really see anything except the reflection of the chrome spinners and the reflectors in the car's lights. hehe.


Oh, I left out the best / worst part of the story.....

I was on the phone at the time; didn't have my ear piece on me, so I was holding the phone to my ear with my right hand because I was in fifth and thought I didn't need to shift. I catch this accident in the corner of my eye and as I'm rushing my hand to the gear knob I drop/throw on the floor of the passenger side without a second thought about that conversation. I realize that my entire focus needs to be on avoiding this debacle, and I forget about the phone conversation I was having. Meanwhile, the events made me completely forget that someone was on the phone. Now, at this point the person on the other end is screaming her lungs out. All she hears is tires screetching, cars crashing, etc. and she wants to know what in the world is going on because I didn't even say hold on, I just threw the phone. So, a good 3-5 minutes later I remember the phone and I picked it up and boy do I get a ear full. LMAO. Still, I stand by my reaction of throwing the phone down, I don't care if that did make someone worry.

Okay, maybe that's not the best part. haha. But I laughed at myself.
 


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