ACURA
A Car U Really Abuse
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence, Airborne Upon Direct Impact, Autopsy Upon Direct Impact
BMW
Bought My Wife, Brings Me Women, Big Money Wasted, Break My Window, Butcher My Wallet, Bite My Wiener
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC
Can't Always Determine If Ladies Like Aging Cripples
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY
Cheap Heavy Equipment Very (Y)useless
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Fix It All the Time, Fix It Again Tony, ***ked In Ass Totally. Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Technology
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill, Fix Or Repair Daily, ***ked Over Rebuilt Dodge, Found On Road Dead, ***ked On Race Day
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again, How Odd No Damn Acceleration
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
IROC
Italian Retard Out Cruising
KIA
Killed In Accident
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN
(Edit) Intentionally Seen Stealing A Nother
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old (Edit) Thinks It's A Cadillac
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SUBARU
Sucks U Bought A Real Unknown
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
A Car U Really Abuse
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence, Airborne Upon Direct Impact, Autopsy Upon Direct Impact
BMW
Bought My Wife, Brings Me Women, Big Money Wasted, Break My Window, Butcher My Wallet, Bite My Wiener
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC
Can't Always Determine If Ladies Like Aging Cripples
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY
Cheap Heavy Equipment Very (Y)useless
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Fix It All the Time, Fix It Again Tony, ***ked In Ass Totally. Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Technology
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill, Fix Or Repair Daily, ***ked Over Rebuilt Dodge, Found On Road Dead, ***ked On Race Day
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again, How Odd No Damn Acceleration
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
IROC
Italian Retard Out Cruising
KIA
Killed In Accident
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN
(Edit) Intentionally Seen Stealing A Nother
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old (Edit) Thinks It's A Cadillac
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SUBARU
Sucks U Bought A Real Unknown
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
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