I really can't believe you people don't get worked up over stuff like variable ratio steering, traction control thats on all the time, stability control instead of a REAL limited slip (no emile, its not even CLOSE to the same thing), overboosted steering, different levels of 'performance' for no real reason (other to save gas on the new M5 and M6), etc. That shit all takes away from the driving experience.
But a parking assist, which does something for you that definitely does not define anything but the knowledge of your car's placement.