A little festive message........

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Fellow BMW devotees...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great. Not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country. And without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty.


or to put it another way...... [wiggle]


•-:¦:-•:*'""*:•-:¦:-•* MERRY *•-:¦:-•:*'''''*:•-:¦:-•* CHRISTMAS *•-:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•
 
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And as it is now 20 minutes past midnight here (GMT) it is Christmas Eve so.....



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.....................................HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!! [cheers]
 

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This post is just simply bizzare and does not belong in general car chat, in fact I think the next few minutes of my holiday will be ruined because I read this. I hate when bizarre and individual acrane babble is forced on one. It's just simply gah...

Anyway, back to normalness, I echo Tom's holiday greeting.
 


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