A BMW Joke...Have you ever heard it?

[KevRC4130]

Has anyone ever heard this joke? I heard it today, its actually kind of funny....

Whats the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

BMWs have pricks on the inside


tehehe

 

[MrElussive]

Yeah, I've heard it before, kind of funny!

 

[PhatBimmer]

Actually that joke is for Mustang Drivers how did it end up with Bimmers being the target, I guess they just changed it over [???1] f@ckers [unsure]

 

[BMW-FW26]

HAHA. yea ive heard it but its not true. Every BMW driver I meet is pretty cool. Maybe because they dont own an M3 yet.

 

[VANCE]

Yeah Heard It Bout 10 Yrs Ago.

 

[KevRC4130]

Ha, I guess I missed the BMW joke train....sorry guys

 

[theBMWenthusiast]

haha..not true

 

[Militant-Grunt]

None of are pricks...




Or are we?
lol.

 

[BMW-FW26]

None of are pricks...




Or are we?
lol.

I dont think we can see it if we are. I see another BMW owner as another smart buyer. And if you have enough and didnt buy one, then I think you are a retard. So maybe its because the superior choice we made.

 

[Militant-Grunt]

< -- Dosent have enough, but soon leasing one..

<-- At least has a BMW Q.3S

 

[BMW-FW26]

Who makes the Q3?

 

[Militant-Grunt]

Well everything on the bike is from Shinamo.. But i think Bmw does themselves..

 

[wood_e]

frolf

 

[BMWdude]

wasn't there a time when only high salary doctors or lawyers could afford a BMW? I think that joke originated from that time. no offence to anyone who is a lawyer or doctor

 

[epj3]

90% of bmw drivers around here are rich women (PRICKS) who drive a base line 325i automatic with no options, not even bi-xenon's and they act like they are better than anyone.

 

[flashinthepan]

90% of bmw drivers around here are rich women (PRICKS) who drive a base line 325i automatic with no options, not even bi-xenon's and they act like they are better than anyone.

Excellent point !
I see most of the local pricks & prickesses ? round here driving the base model 325i which are almost always a company lease car. Whats funny is most of the older Bimmers or Owners that clearly have pride in their car...well are pretty nice people, they actually use turn signals and let you in often !

 

[Pink_Floyd]

Excellent point !
I see most of the local pricks & prickesses ? round here driving the base model 325i which are almost always a company lease car. Whats funny is most of the older Bimmers or Owners that clearly have pride in their car...well are pretty nice people, they actually use turn signals and let you in often !

I ALWAYS make sure to be much nicer on the road to other BMW drivers. I drive a 325i automatic, so shut the hell up, lol. Actually, I would have loved to have a manual, but I fell in love with this car and because of the circumstance, I would have been retarded not to take it. But anyway, I drive well and do all the work on my car myself and I take great care of it. A few months ago while I was changing my break pads out in my driveway another BMW driver drove past and gave me an approving nod seeing that I was doing the work on my car myself. You can tell, too, that this car is very special to me. It is about 13 years old but still looks great, and is just slightly customized to fit my liking.

 

[flashinthepan]

 

[whitej34]

At least in Germany, alot of BMW drivers are considered arrogant because they drive much more aggressively (SP?) than other drivers, especially on the autobahn.

 

[slato1]

I met a prick college student a month a go. I walked up to him and an said "nice car," and his response was "yeah whatever." I guess his M5 was the wrong color or something. WTF I have a feeling that he did not earn his ride.